1) England Premier League, Saturday Nov. 18 Manchester City 3-1 Manchester United
City are in 17 position with 14 points. We know where United are and they have 30 points. United have scored 35 goals and they have a +25 goal difference. City have scored 15 goals and their goal difference is -9. But in a direct translation from Hebrew: the derby has its own rules. City will obviously win, some of the most famous players that you have never heard of will score their goals and the Reds will be sent back to Ancient Trafford to prepare for the return match. 2) English Premier League, Saturday Nov. 18 West Ham 2-1 Leeds
Another easy game to pick. Harry brings his band of London skinheads to Elland Road where they will wipe the grin off O'Leary's mug and punish him for having the nerve to eliminate Barcelona from the Champion's League. On a side note, Barcelona got Club Brugge in the UEFA Cup. Brugge, just by chance have played 12 games in the Belgian League and they have won *ALL* of them. It doesn't get any easier.
3) English Premier League, Saturday Nov. 18 Derby County 3-2 Bradford City
The battle of the 2 bottom teams. Derby have not won yet this season and are coming off a good effort at Highbury. Bradford are coming off changing their manager. I'm picking Derby to get their first win, put some pride back in Pride Park and make SBrit's day.
4) English Premier League, Saturday Nov. 18 Charlton 2-2 Chelsea
These 2 teams are about equal on points. Charlton are returning from a game at the most difficult venue in the Premier. Chelsea under Ranieri still reminds me of the U.N. (with England having been expelled) and they need a translator on the bench. All the goals will be scored by Scandinavians: Jensen and Johannson for Charlton and Flo (2) for Chelsea.
5)English Premier League, Saturday Nov. 18 Sunderland 2-1 Newcastle
The northeast derby should be a fierce contest. Rumour has it that the Magpies are considering selling Keiron Dyer *but* not back to Ipswich. They will therefore lose this game.